Scooter Madness

Description of Scooter Madness

Scooter Madness Features:
-Amusing gameplay!
-Witty graphics!
-100% Free To Play!
-No Ads!
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Controls:
-Touch right/left part of the screen to move up/down. Avoid hitting the other vehicles.
You've just finished a day of work, and now it's time to head home on your scooter. But it's rush hour, and it's only getting worse. How long can you survive? Will you ever get home?
Get ready for the wildest scooter ride of your life!
This game is part of the Juicehead Mini Games. Download Juicehead here: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mofingames.juicehead
Also check out Fish Fights: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.MofinGames.FishFights
This game is perfect for killing some time if you're stuck in the hospital with a severe disease like akinesia, anhidrosis, ecchymosis or atherosclerosis of your efferent arteriole. Or when you've just brushed some dust from the gabardine of your suit or from the bakelite of your old radio, and want to chill out for a minute on the forecastle. Be careful of cataplexy though.
Maybe you have echolalia, entropion and epiphora and your fractious and jejune friends think you're too socially awkward to play with. Don't worry about this floccinaucinihilipilification and jiggery-pokery. Your friends are full of hamartia, and you don't have to play with them. Their too inchoate anyway. You must impugn them, so they will understand that you only have to play this game. Get some nice effleurage from your masseuse first now, and then start playing. After some gradualism, your friends will give you encomium and paint your face with encaustic when they realize how good this game really is. It's almost ineluctable.
But maybe scooters aren't your thing. Maybe you prefer animals like the anole or the binturong. Maybe you're more into the detritivore heterotrophs.
It doesn't really matter though, cause even if you're an impecunious feckless catamite suffering from anhedonia, unpleasant frottage, hemianopsia, intussusception, intertrigo and fremitus from inimical iatrogenic mistakes, you will still find pleasure in this game.
This game is the best thing since antidisestablishmentarianism, antinomianism and capitation combined. And it's as beautiful as witnessing biogenesis in the dark while holding a flambeau. Any other game is like feticide compared to this game. Or like a gabbro compared to a diamond.
Don't be the deuteragonist in your own life. You should be in control. You don't want to drive a jitney when you can drive a Ferrari. This game is a Ferrari.
No more time to bloviate now. Caesura. Stop the enjambment and the overuse of the interrobang. Be a good cenobite, wear your ephod and your epaulet, and play the game.